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» The most cash I've ever carried

Not a lot of cash
50p actually. For entry to a car boot sale.
I pulled it out of my pocket, with a pube, I noticed it as I placed it in the attendants hand. I quickly blew it away (to his relief).
I laughed.
(Thu 22nd Jun 2006, 21:35, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

A 12" Pizza
However, the walk back into town the following night revealed why I woke up with a 'Ryvita' of shit in my pants.

I had gone straight out from work on a godforbidden "drink all you can for £20" night without eating.

On my way home, i decided that i needed to do a poo...behind a metro...in an NCP car park...next to the ticket machine...with an audience.

After being shooed off, i decided to order a 12" pizza, pay for it and walk out of the shop without it...

I wasn't drunk when i was showering down my back the following morning
(Fri 10th Jun 2005, 20:53, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

The odd 'Gone off' peanut you find in bags of peanuts...
...taste like the smell of horse shit
(Fri 16th Jul 2004, 18:08, More)

» Shit Stories

I used to do contract work for a CCTV company around the UK. The working day normally finished off with a few beers and a bar meal.
On a particularly big contract, we got to know of a club (chicago rock cafe) that did £12 entry, free buffet food and drink all you can.

This particular wednesday, I left the club, in need of a bed, to say the least. I woke up the next morning to discover what can only be described as a 'CrackerBread' of shit in my underwear.

After wondering all the next day what could've happened, it only came to me that night when i was walking into town to catch a movie at the cinema.

On seeing the NCP, I stopped sharply when the memory of crouching behind a mini metro came rushing back, along with the hoards of pub, cinema and restaurant go-ers showing their discust at my crammings and resultant verbal obscenities.

If that wasn't bad enough, I also remembered ordering 'the works' pizza from a take away near the train station, paying for it, and walking straight out of the place without eating a slice.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 21:09, More)