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I see the world differently from you.

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» Ignoring Instructions

A few years ago I was share-housing with a bloke who wasn't exactly Heston Blumenthal in the kitchen. I could cook a bit (well, spag bol anyway), so he asked me whether he could help out when I was cooking so that he would pick up a few tips.

So, I asked him to peel a clove of garlic for me. I told him to slice it in two and then peel off the skin. I left him to it.

After a couple of minutes I looked back at him and he had cut a whole *bulb* of garlic in half and was just about finished peeling it. Very proud of himself he was too.
(Mon 8th May 2006, 16:19, More)

» Stupid Tourists

On a ThamesLink train:

'Does this train go to Sloff?'

(it did)
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 18:38, More)