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» Self-Inflicted injuries

One time I got annoyed and decided I needed a drink, and when I was drunk I stubbed my toe
A sort of indirect adherence to this question.
(Tue 3rd Dec 2013, 10:26, More)

» Christmas Tales

I opened some presents
And ate some food, and drank some drinks.

Every year this has happened, in fact.
(Thu 19th Dec 2013, 19:44, More)

» Self-Inflicted injuries

A few weeks ago I bougt one of them Asda pizzas
That come in a plastic wrapping. Anyway, I didn't have any scissors at hand, so holding the pizza upright, I made the foolish decision to cut the wrapping with a knife upright. Slicey slicey! Still have the gash on my thumb.
(Tue 3rd Dec 2013, 14:59, More)