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» Moving home

Move? Me?
Carried the missus over the threshold in October 1978
Bought the adjoining property for £3000 cash in 1980
Got as many local council improvement grants that were available
Knocked the two together in 1982
Whoopee – twice the size house and 3 kids now
Fourth kid
Kids all eventually leave
Mortgage paid off
Nice large(ish) house in the country
Never had to move
They’ll carry me out in a box
Think about the Stone Tapes we’ll have left
(Tue 6th Jan 2015, 19:19, More)

» Dodgy boozers

Not a pub
but the bar at Wolves Civic back in the early seventies. I was at a Hawkwind concert and making my way from the bar with a pint in my hand. A HUGE Hells Angel with long mangey beard and full putrifying colours approached me from the opposite direction and stopped in front of me. "Give us a swig" he said reaching for my pint. His negotiating skills were persuasive so I offered him my glass. He took two slobbery swigs and handed it back. "Ta mate" he said and sauntered off. Blimey. That was close - I had what was left of my pint back and got to walk away. Two days later I collapsed at work with meningitis
(Wed 12th Feb 2014, 16:56, More)

» British Slang Dictionary

Bloody Hell, this has got thin. Anyway...
Grolth - slimy wet stuff like you find behind the washing machine after six years.

Nurts - small annoying things

Beelows - odd random things that appear

and so on and so forth
(Wed 3rd Feb 2016, 22:02, More)

» Things you can't unsee...

I cannot unsee
QOTW meandering down a cul-de-sac for half a bloody month.
(Sun 1st Mar 2015, 21:57, More)

» Things You Still Can't Do Properly Despite Being a Proper Grown Up

Last Exit to Brooklyn

(Fri 13th Feb 2015, 11:52, More)
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