» I was drunk when I bought this

Ebay should have a breathalyser...
A "South Yorkshire Road Transport Bowling Team" blazer. A lovely little 100% polyester number, and bargainous at a fiver. Everyone is very jealous - I have actually had an offer to hire it out!
(Thu 9th Jun 2005, 12:01, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

not really famous...
...but I have called a convicted IRA terrorist a cunt to his face. I was working as a teacher in London, and at the christmas piss-up the assistant groundsman and I didn't get on - although we were separated before fists got involved.

A few months later, Mr J Murphy was part of an IRA cell caught in possession of two tonnes of ammonium nitrate in a lockup in north London. Actually, one of them was shot being "arrested" in a flat near where I was living.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 10:39, More)

» Childhood bad taste

Not me, but...
...my fucking rommate at university. So not even childhood, either. Drew the short straw in getting a double room as it was in my first term - but the shortest straw was his music collection:

Everything by Queen (including interviews taped off the radio)
Everything by Meatloaf
Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds

That was it in entirety.

I got my own back by pissing on his bed, though. With him in it.

Mind you, I never told him about my early love of the Thompson Twins - first album was "into the gap"
(Mon 13th Dec 2004, 15:44, More)

» Lost...

Pants
Henley 1992, my uni crew was knocked out in the first round - cue 9 alcohol starved students (and groupies) hitting the booze. Last thing I remember was being thrown out of a pub with a crewmate for excessive vomiting. Woke up in a very large tent with about a dozen people in, wearing every article of clothing from the previous day - except the grundies. Never worked out where they went.

So I went and sat in the shower until the hot water ran out, trying to keep my brain from exploding.
(Sat 4th Dec 2004, 16:24, More)

» Claims to Fame

lame to fame...
My dad used to be a roadie for the Rolling Stones and claims Mick Jagger owes him ten bob, although I've alway suspected he's lying about that.

My mum definitely does do the accounts for David Shepherd (international cricket umpire) though.

And me? All I've done is meet Paxman. Who wasn't the twat I've heard everyone say he is - he gave me directions and was very nice.

I reckon those claims are crappy enough.
(Sun 27th Feb 2005, 18:54, More)