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» Anything For Money

Yoghurty goodness.
A few years back when I was about 25 and as skint as they come, I found myself in the position of doing things to amuse my older brother ( then 27, and a doctor no less ) All for the wonderful price of £2. Things that included chugging some 'Daves insanity sauce', eating some menthol crystals etc.

this all stopped after the yoghurt incident.

After cleaning out the fridge, a lob that was LONG overdue, we discovered a strawberry ski yoghurt that's was about 2 years out of date. My darling brother looks at me and utters the words " two quid ".

Well the challenge was on and I opened the grisly pot. To my astonishment it actually looked okay, not as pink as it should of been maybe, but generally okay. It didn't smell like rot or anything, so I tucked in.

It didn't taste like strawberry, more kinda.....tangy.....fizzy almost, like the taste of licking a nine volt battery.

My brother grinned and laughed as I was forced to slurp down the whole thing, and slurp I did and won the prize!

For the next few days my toilet visits were unpleasant. It honestly felt like I was firing a hot brown laser from my poor poor annus. Was it worth the two quid?......you betcha.

noose peg.
(Fri 11th Jul 2014, 18:26, More)

» Misheard and Misunderstood

Naive GF
Christmas dinner last year, after all the turkey had been nommed, and the Xmas pud laid to rest, my darling girlfriend loudly said " I'd best clean all this, it looks like a glory hole".

I had to take her away from sniggering family members and friends to explain what a glory hole actually was.

She was oddly quiet for a few hours.....


(Sat 30th Aug 2014, 18:17, More)

» Fears and Phobias

A really scary skellington

(Wed 17th Sep 2014, 21:25, More)

» Fears and Phobias

Scared Darey
I suffer from anxiety disorder, and for some bizarre reason it makes me vomit all the time. The crappiest thing about this is I am also an emetophobe ( irrational fear of spewing ).

This makes things very awkward for me, as you can imagine.
(Sat 13th Sep 2014, 14:00, More)

» Fears and Phobias

Oh, another one
A lot of people say they are phobic/hate cotton wool. While I myself have no problem whatsoever with the fluffy white stuff, I FUCKING HATE the feel of velour fabric.

It sets my teeth on edge. Clicky, static-y, nasty, gag, badbad.

Unfortunately I work in a charity shop, dealing with donated clothes, and I've lost count of the number of times I've thrown a velour garment across the room and run out like a demented little girl.

(Sat 13th Sep 2014, 14:08, More)
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