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I like this site called b3ta,
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Cotton Wool
I've a friend who doesn't like cotton wool, but when I say doesn't like I mean is scared to shit by it. I remember (being the nice chaps that we are) myself and several friends decided to fill his shoes full of cotton wool. He didn't half run a bare footed mile out of there when he found out. He refused to enter the room until it had all been removed, which we unduly did except for the cotton wool we'd *accidentally* put in his coat. Oh how we larfed.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 16:08, More)