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» Oblique Strategies for Work

Hit it again and again and
again with the big hole punch, dragged what was left out to the disused garage behind the office and hid it in the basement. Moved it on again after suspicion had died down. The smell, oh god. The smell...
(Tue 15th May 2018, 22:42, More)

» Screwing up at work

I worked in a bar in Croydon
when I was 18. I was filling 2 pints at the same time (busy night) when one of the barrels ran out, the manager was down there changing it for ages because there was something going on with the pressure. Turned out I hadn't turned the tap off, a fact which became apparent only when the bar floor was awash with Stella. The upside was that I no longer had to work in a bar in Croydon, a town the locals like to pretend is dangerous but is in fact merely a beacon of banal low-grade unpleasantness.
(Mon 30th May 2016, 11:36, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You II

My Mum told
me that if someone made fun of me at school I should just ignore them and eventually they'd go away. This is exactly the kind of attitude that has led to the current situation with North Korea.
(Fri 11th Aug 2017, 18:15, More)