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» School Sports Day

Not so much a horror
but school swimming carnivals are a rather brilliant opportunity to, er, thoroughly appraise the physical attributes of your preferred gender when you're a kid with your hormones racing faster than any of the competitors.

Girls have it easier than guys here, because a boner can be rather difficult to hide whilst wearing swimming costumes.
(Thu 30th Mar 2006, 11:57, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Aqua Bats - Magic Chicken
It is the worst song ever created.

When I'm in the mood dude
I get some nuggets and stuff and head on down to the fight
I'm rolling in my wheelchair
Zipping down the hill
I'm screamin' out chicken in the middle of the night.


Or, alternatively, anything by Nikki Webster (e.g. "Strawbery Kisses") for two reasons:
1. A 13-year-old girl should not be singing about kissing, and should not be wearing clothes that would make Britney Spears blush.
2. She is disgustingly, sickeningly cutesy.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 22:43, More)