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I don't say much, but when i do it's generally shite.


Recent front page messages:

Zoo Keepers

Avoid Haddock based Aftershaves !
(Sat 16th Nov 2002, 9:03, More)

With an stike looming

Some timely advice is needed
(Tue 12th Nov 2002, 9:45, More)

They all mocked
but he was indeed being undermined

(Wed 6th Nov 2002, 8:09, More)

They wouldn't give him a statue
if they knew about this !

(Thu 7th Mar 2002, 10:05, More)

luke watch out !
for the

sofa jelly-deathstar
(Thu 7th Mar 2002, 9:02, More)


(Wed 6th Mar 2002, 15:12, More)

It's !
Torsoless Royal downhill coffin dodging (with a twist of Walt Disney)

(Sat 23rd Feb 2002, 6:53, More)

sneaked in there
but boke the rules.

(Sun 3rd Feb 2002, 16:31, More)

Who says the royals arn't..

(Sun 3rd Feb 2002, 15:47, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Clients Are Stupid

Disc Copy
Two examples from the grand old days when floppies were actually floppy of the 5 and a quarter inch variety.

(1) I asked a client to send me a copy of their disc and recieved an A4 photocopy of an outline of the disc

(2) when I rang and explained that I wanted the physical disc it turned up with a compliment slip stapled through it.
(Wed 31st Dec 2003, 9:01, More)

» Irrational Fears

Rover Car Emblems
I can't walk infront of a Rover without shivering, I've convinced myself that there are "rays" coming out of the badges.
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 15:24, More)