b3ta.com user Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez
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I came here when lost and now I can't leave.

I'm currently touring the world on somone else's money!

I guess you can say that I like a bit of Discworld, love a bit of Tenacious D and enjoy a bit of all things Sci-Fi.

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» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)

My Step Brother
Sold neurofen tablets with the N scratched off to kids at school telling them they were E's.

The school had a strict no drugs policy so the kids that bought them were expelled, however my step brother is still the only person I have ever come across to be suspended for FRAUD!
(Wed 25th Jul 2007, 17:47, More)

» My Collection

My wife collects Care Bears
at last count there were over 200 carebears or carebear related items in our house. They are apparently worth money one being worth over a 1000 quid!
She has this 6th sense that can spot a carebear from 100 paces at car boot sales or in charity shops. I have fueled this insane behaviour in the past, but now the whole family(both sides) continue to buy carebear items for xmas and birthdays.
(Sat 13th Jan 2007, 11:45, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

One of the Girls that I work with
refuses to eat mushrooms, even going to the lengths of not fishing them out of a meal that has them mixed in, or not eating anything that has touched them on the plate. Her reason....apparently they taste like Cum!
(Wed 14th Jul 2004, 15:19, More)

» Breakin' The Law

I work in the Theatre so I tend to go home from work quite late at night.

This story occurs on the night of an England vs Scotland football match and the police are expecting trouble.

On one occasion I was getting a lift home from my boss, as we are driving home from work we see a guy on the pavement by the roadside in some distress and we decide to stop and see if we can help, both being first aiders.

I turns out that this guy has been out for a few beers whilst watching the football on TV, spent all his money and has decided to walk home. It's a cold night and the exercise and the beer have given hin an Asthma attack. So we call an ambulance for him.

Suddenly we have two police cars scream up to us from both directions (one coming the wrong way down a Dual Carridgeway. Out jumps a several policemen who want to know what's going on as they've had reports of two guys dressed in black beating the hell out of a collapsed man on the side of the road!
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 15:43, More)

» How nerdy are you?

1. Moved house two weeks ago and had to clear out some stuff. To the charity shop goes 100 Star Wars Novels, Terminator novels complete set, Aliens novels complete set, Area 51 Novels (never published in the uk), Indiana Jones novels (again never published in the uk, Anne McCaffrey Pern novels. No great problem as have most of them on the computer in Ebook form.

2.To log in to B3TA at work have to load imdb first to get spelling of my user name!

3. Found whilst moving all of my Star Wars CCG cards. Now looking for a copy of the latest rules.

4. My brother and I have tickets for the one man show of all 6 star Wars films for later in the year. We also for the last 3 years have given each other Transformer reissues for Christmas and birthdays.

The wife despairs of me, however at one point a few years back there were over 100 care bears sharing or two bed flat!
(Thu 6th Mar 2008, 13:08, More)
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