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» Stupid Tourists

While in Florence a few years ago ....
one fat American came into a Cafe/Bar and said "Do you have any Phone Cards?" where upon the man behind the counter, being Italian and speaking mostly the Italian language, shrugged his shoulders and indicated that he didn't understand. The fat American then proceeded to say much slower and in a much louder voice "PHONE CARD". Italian shrugs again. Our fat American then wanders off frustrated with the fact that these Itialians don't understand her language. The Italian man grins at his mate, pisses himself laughing and says "stupid Americans!" in perfect english. I love Italians.
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 11:10, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

You're all wrong ....
It's got to be TOFU, what the FCUK is Tofu made from? Something to do with smelly socks I imagine
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 15:32, More)

» I'm an expert

The Poop King ......
that's me. I'm in the process of patenting a new dog poop-scoop. My wife says I will make a million and be known as the Poop King
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 13:11, More)