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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I dreamt last night that my partner had got me a joke telling seagull for my birthday
But when I woke up today I was disappointed to find out that I was just having a funny tern!
(Thu 4th Jun 2020, 20:53, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Whose famous last words were "Kiss me hard-on"?
Fellatio Nelson
(Wed 20th Oct 2021, 11:43, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

My girlfriend said that my hair stinks!
I said that it's because I listened to her and stopped using shampoo... I now use the real stuff instead.
(Wed 29th Sep 2021, 16:15, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I've have been pretending that I'm not bothered after leaving my girlfriend for losing part of one my favourite tools.
But, if I'm really honest, its just a bit of a wrench!
(Sat 12th Nov 2022, 0:14, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Piss poor punnery
My son has recently been on two dates and doesn't know which one to choose so he asked my advice.
I'm not sure I can help him as the first one manages an apiary in Llantwit, whilst the other plays in goal for Cowbridge Ladies. Well they both sound like 'keepers' to me!
(Thu 13th Aug 2020, 20:01, More)
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