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what do you call the actor who played Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter films, when he's in great pain caused by hard stools?
Poop-hurt Grint
(Wed 13th Oct 2021, 13:30, More)

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what do you get when you cross the lead singer of Status Quo, the Supreme Pontiff of the Catholic Church, and a turd?
Poop Francis
(Wed 13th Oct 2021, 13:26, More)

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Bender-based joke
I went on a 9-day booze and drugs marathon and ended up with my knob up an annoying 'edgy' robot from a shit programme by that prick who made The Sinpsons that even bigger pricks say is ACTUALLY better than The Simpsons ACTUALLY and probably fucking is because The Simpsons is ACTUALLY a load of old fucking wank...I was on a Bender.
(Tue 21st Sep 2021, 22:43, More)

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what do you call Stevie Wonder?
Anything you like - he can't hear you!!!
(Thu 12th Aug 2021, 17:45, More)

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Last summer I went camping in France and ended up pitched next to a fucking gigantic tent occupied by an 80s British insipid dinner party soul singer
It was the marquee de Sade
(Tue 8th Dec 2020, 17:02, More)