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I walked into a bar
and got disqualified from the limbo competition.
(Wed 5th Apr 2023, 21:35, More)

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Tattoo
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for an impressionist scene all the way from my shoulders to my waist and paid them £500. The artist worked tirelessly for hours. When I looked in the mirror I was appalled to find they had inked Edvard Munch's The Scream. I said I wasn't happy and I wanted my back Monet.
(Wed 8th Mar 2023, 21:31, More)

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Local pigeons?
I thought that all the pigeons round here were local but it seems it is not so. I asked one where he was from and he said "Peru."
(Wed 28th Jun 2023, 10:32, More)

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I was walking down the street when this bloke started throwing animal skins at me.

I got pelted.
(Sun 6th Dec 2020, 17:58, More)

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What did Frosty the Snowman change his name to when he thawed out?
Paul
(Thu 11th Jan 2024, 15:10, More)