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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

remember that bloke who tried to bomb Glasgow airport?
He was a right prick in hospital, kept complaining that all they were giving him to eat was haggis, neeps, and tatties.

Well he was in the Burns unit!!!!
(Tue 25th Jan 2022, 13:50, More)

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my neighbour gave me some nitrous oxide mixed with Oxo cubes, he's made me a laughing stock

(Fri 3rd Sep 2021, 13:31, More)

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Did you see that film about the unrepentant cannibal misogynist?
Gladiator.
(Mon 4th May 2020, 12:28, More)

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I was invited to Robert De Niro's house for an evening meal once. When I got there he was wearing an army jacket, had a mohican, and was talking to himself in a mirror. All he served for his guests was cubes of frozen water.

It was a Travis tea of just ice.
(Wed 2nd Feb 2022, 13:31, More)

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What king has had the most children?
Jonathan.
(Sun 14th Aug 2022, 14:33, More)
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