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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

remember that bloke who tried to bomb Glasgow airport?
He was a right prick in hospital, kept complaining that all they were giving him to eat was haggis, neeps, and tatties.

Well he was in the Burns unit!!!!
(Tue 25th Jan 2022, 13:50, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

my neighbour gave me some nitrous oxide mixed with Oxo cubes, he's made me a laughing stock

(Fri 3rd Sep 2021, 13:31, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Did you see that film about the unrepentant cannibal misogynist?
Gladiator.
(Mon 4th May 2020, 12:28, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Which Suffragette was famed for her love of practical jokes?
Emmeline Prankhurst!
(Tue 18th Apr 2023, 8:40, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I've been hospitalised following a peekaboo accident.
I'm in the ICU.
(Tue 26th Jul 2022, 16:38, More)
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