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I used to work in a factory making Dracula figures. It was hectic work; just me and one other guy on the production line.

I had to make every second count.
(Wed 28th Aug 2024, 12:33, More)

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remember that bloke who tried to bomb Glasgow airport?
He was a right prick in hospital, kept complaining that all they were giving him to eat was haggis, neeps, and tatties.

Well he was in the Burns unit!!!!
(Tue 25th Jan 2022, 13:50, More)

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my neighbour gave me some nitrous oxide mixed with Oxo cubes, he's made me a laughing stock

(Fri 3rd Sep 2021, 13:31, More)

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Did you see that film about the unrepentant cannibal misogynist?
Gladiator.
(Mon 4th May 2020, 12:28, More)

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I have a remote control for my cat.
It has a paws button.
(Sun 18th Aug 2024, 9:42, More)