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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Boon-Based Joke
I had an idea for a TV show about an ex-firefighter who is not only a private investigator, but a motorcycle courier and part owner of a security firm. I expected no-one to audition, but one person did. It was Michael Elphick....which was a boon
(Mon 20th Sep 2021, 9:01, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Spender-Based Joke Number Two
I was at a Shirley Bassey concert the other day and an 8ft Jimmy Nail lookalike was stood in front of me. The only way I could get his attention so he could move was shouting 'Hey, big Spender'
(Mon 20th Sep 2021, 9:01, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I've arranged a walking protest about the proposed changes to the Gregorian calendar.
I've not had any full confirmations yet but January, February, April, June, July, August, September, October, November and December may march
(Fri 6th May 2022, 20:24, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Spender-Based Joke Number One
I saw Jimmy Nail in Aldi the other day....he's really tall! He also had 12 baskets full of food and drink.

I thought 'Blimey, he's a big Spender'
(Mon 20th Sep 2021, 9:00, More)