b3ta.com user wodfir
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Profile for wodfir:
Profile Info:

none

Recent front page messages:


Click for bigger (663 kb)
(Thu 28th May 2020, 11:43, More)

Best answers to questions:

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Boon-Based Joke
I had an idea for a TV show about an ex-firefighter who is not only a private investigator, but a motorcycle courier and part owner of a security firm. I expected no-one to audition, but one person did. It was Michael Elphick....which was a boon
(Mon 20th Sep 2021, 9:01, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Spender-Based Joke Number Two
I was at a Shirley Bassey concert the other day and an 8ft Jimmy Nail lookalike was stood in front of me. The only way I could get his attention so he could move was shouting 'Hey, big Spender'
(Mon 20th Sep 2021, 9:01, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Spender-Based Joke Number One
I saw Jimmy Nail in Aldi the other day....he's really tall! He also had 12 baskets full of food and drink.

I thought 'Blimey, he's a big Spender'
(Mon 20th Sep 2021, 9:00, More)