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Which famous hairstylist was responsible for making longer hairstyles popular?
COVIDal Sassoon!
(Tue 8th Sep 2020, 19:54, More)

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Which French military and political leader,
who rose to prominence during the French Revolution and led several successful campaigns during the Revolutionary Wars, was famous for having genitals identical to those of the endangered pygmy chimpanze?

Napoleon Bonoboparts!
(Wed 20th Oct 2021, 20:02, More)

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Which German dictator did big smelly poos? Adolf Shitler!
Which American president was known for his big smelly poos? Theodore Poosvelt!
Which British monarch was a big smelly poo? Richard the Turd!
Which Russian president is famous for doing big smelly poos? Vladimir Pootin!
Which North Korean leader smells of poo? Kim Pong Poo!
(Tue 19th Oct 2021, 22:20, More)

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What's black and white and Read all over?
The comedian Al Read during his appearances on the 1963-64 ITV sketch show 'Life And Al Read'!
(Tue 19th Oct 2021, 17:17, More)

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What's green but turns red at the press of a button?
Litmus paper! (the button is designed to squeeze a precise amount of sulphuric acid out of a pipette, lowering the pH from 7 to 0).
(Wed 25th Aug 2021, 14:03, More)