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I invited my good friend Russ Abbot round for dinner
His eyes were drawn to a souvenir I'd picked up from a recent trip to the Dodecanese. It was a marble ball, about the size of a tennis ball, with an image of John the revelator carved in relief. Unfortunately poor John bore a striking resemblance to a member of N Dubz.

Russ was captivated. I asked him if he liked it. "Oh you know I love a party with a Dappy Patmos sphere."
(Wed 27th Jul 2022, 20:52, More)

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Nigel farage popped round earlier to pick up his copy of the Ian Curtis biopic he'd lent me over Christmas
He was taking back control
(Fri 1st Jan 2021, 16:27, More)

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I've always had a hard time telling apart propane canisters and butane canisters
Turns out I'm Calor blind
(Tue 8th Jun 2021, 10:41, More)

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How did Michael Jackson compose his songs?
In A minor!
(Mon 24th May 2021, 21:44, More)

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Which former FA chairman was known for his abrupt manner?
Sir Curt Millichip!
(Wed 20th Jan 2021, 11:12, More)