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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I invited my good friend Russ Abbot round for dinner
His eyes were drawn to a souvenir I'd picked up from a recent trip to the Dodecanese. It was a marble ball, about the size of a tennis ball, with an image of John the revelator carved in relief. Unfortunately poor John bore a striking resemblance to a member of N Dubz.

Russ was captivated. I asked him if he liked it. "Oh you know I love a party with a Dappy Patmos sphere."
(Wed 27th Jul 2022, 20:52, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Nigel farage popped round earlier to pick up his copy of the Ian Curtis biopic he'd lent me over Christmas
He was taking back control
(Fri 1st Jan 2021, 16:27, More)

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I've always had a hard time telling apart propane canisters and butane canisters
Turns out I'm Calor blind
(Tue 8th Jun 2021, 10:41, More)

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How did Michael Jackson compose his songs?
In A minor!
(Mon 24th May 2021, 21:44, More)

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Which former FA chairman was known for his abrupt manner?
Sir Curt Millichip!
(Wed 20th Jan 2021, 11:12, More)
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