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He has much more feminine arms than you might imagine.
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(Thu 20th Jan 2022, 21:59, More)

She's telling the truth

(Sat 30th Jan 2021, 16:56, More)

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What did God say on the 24th of December, 2.8 million years ago
as he watched the formation of a land bridge between the continents of North and South America?

"It's beginning to look a lot like isthmus!"
(Tue 15th Dec 2020, 13:10, More)

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What's Liz Truss opening this week?

Borked markets!
(Thu 29th Sep 2022, 14:53, More)

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How did William Archibald Spooner's stereotypical Australian cousin describe his glazed porcelain effigy of banned poster dozer to a friend?
"Malcolm Ecstasy is enamel, cobber!"
(Tue 29th Mar 2022, 16:32, More)

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Who works 9 to 11:30?

Dolly Parttime.
(Wed 29th Dec 2021, 15:36, More)

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Which crooner is constantly having to self-isolate?
Ping Crosby.
(Tue 20th Jul 2021, 9:30, More)
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