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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What do you call a domestic pig who can curl up into a spherical shape so that you can play boules with him?
Pet oink!
(Wed 18th Nov 2020, 15:27, More)

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What's the difference
between a black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks, and a black private Dick who's a sex machine to all the tricks?

Shift!
(Wed 11th Nov 2020, 13:37, More)

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How does Jerome "Little Anthony" Gourdine of Little Anthony and the Imperials
know what the Coronavirus restrictions are, immediately upon waking up in the morning?

Tiers on his pillow.
(Tue 24th Nov 2020, 14:54, More)

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What's the opposite of Katie Hopkins?

Antonym Hopkins.
(Mon 2nd Nov 2020, 14:40, More)

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What do you call a Chancellor of the Exchequer with eczema?

Rashi Sunak.
(Mon 19th Oct 2020, 8:52, More)
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