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She's telling the truth

(Sat 30th Jan 2021, 16:56, More)

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What did God say on the 24th of December, 2.8 million years ago
as he watched the formation of a land bridge between the continents of North and South America?

"It's beginning to look a lot like isthmus!"
(Tue 15th Dec 2020, 13:10, More)

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What do you call a domestic pig who can curl up into a spherical shape so that you can play boules with him?
Pet oink!
(Wed 18th Nov 2020, 15:27, More)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the whole ship was on spockdown
(Thu 25th Feb 2021, 9:12, More)

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Which Plantagenet king was so hairy that he was often mistaken for a bear?
Richard the Furred.
(Sun 3rd Jan 2021, 15:36, More)

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How does Jerome "Little Anthony" Gourdine of Little Anthony and the Imperials
know what the Coronavirus restrictions are, immediately upon waking up in the morning?

Tiers on his pillow.
(Tue 24th Nov 2020, 14:54, More)
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