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[challenge entry] It's just not right.

From the General election: Photoshop Tories challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# "But it's close!"
/Roy Walker blog
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Righter?


But still it's not right.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:16, archived)
# There. Fixed it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:20, archived)
[challenge entry] How about- I'll be whatever colour you want me to be?


Then after the election I'll carry on with the plan that my masters have for you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:22, archived)
# heh
The most accurate so far.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Hung parliament, you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:27, archived)
# They should be...
Although, if you're going to say it correctly, it's hanged...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:31, archived)
# If only!
A fresh start would not go amiss.

ninja'd
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:32, archived)
# They could clean it up a lot
if they would just ban members from having outside business interests and have a five-year waiting period before they take any job in a related private sector after standing down. While it wouldn't stop the petty theiving, it would sort out some of the vested interests.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:34, archived)
# 10/10
For content and delivery.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:36, archived)
# Why, thank you kind sir.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Well, obvious puns aside, I think that would be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Yes.
A blend of the best politicians would be better than one body with a certain agenda.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:33, archived)
# I'd prefer a blend of the worst politicians
The ones who are good at it got us into this mess.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:35, archived)
# "A blend of the best politicians"
with only 5% of the polyunsaturates of the Republican Party.

/don't know where I was going with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:36, archived)
# Trans fatty asshats, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:50, archived)
# They're all a bunch of
lying thieves. I have one vote and it will be against the incumbent.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:32, archived)
# When it all came out that some of them were using OUR money to have their moats cleaned..
..hmm..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:35, archived)
# I still like to cling to the idea that maybe there are at least a few MPs who have a genuine desire to do the right thing.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:35, archived)
# Stop taking the meds.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:36, archived)
# Nick Clegg seemed to making all the right noises the other night.
But does he REALLY know what he is doing?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:37, archived)
# I like his plans for taxing the better off.
I really don't believe the crap that some people come out with about how everyone will leave if we put the taxes up too much.
And even if they do, fine, it's not like the banking sector could do much of a worse job than they have recently.
Exactly how many hours a day do you have to work before you're genuinely worth millions of pounds a year?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:40, archived)
# Oh god, shut up.
It's late, you should be in bed. Stop rambling on with your half-baked political ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Oh, righto.
Goodnight all.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:42, archived)
# :)
I work about 18 hours most days and I "ain't worth shit"
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:43, archived)
# Get another job.
(And, for once, I'm not being a smartarse)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:52, archived)
# Good advice, but I'm in a family run firm.. (Financially based)
The "credit crunch" (I hate that phrase).. kicked us squarely in the nuts. Once this bloody election is out of the way, hopefully the housing market will pick up again.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:56, archived)
# ah
well, they probably deserve your support. Unless they don't.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 5:07, archived)
# It's not just that they will be scared away,
they will be less creative. Rich people are people too, and they're people who've managed to persuade others to give them large amounts of money, which in many cases means they've pleased other people a great deal. Taking their money away and spending it on things they didn't intend to spend it on reduces their ability to please others in whatever way they do.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 8:42, archived)
[challenge entry] This doesn't help much


Click for bigger (108 kb)

I left it shitty.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:46, archived)
# Shouts.."Gawdy gawdy!"
(which it is.. a little)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:51, archived)
# Although his hair doesn't look as stupid.
Maybe he has remnants of a real Labour politician buried deep inside.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:54, archived)
# I think I'm going to trust him this time.
It's a joke that the tories think that the current financial situation is HIS fault.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll be whatever colour you want me to be, again. Trust me.



AFTER THE ELECTION WE'RE INVADING WALES!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 4:00, archived)
# I know B3ta went down
But I'd have expected, at least, a scolding.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 5:27, archived)
# gawd...
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 5:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 5:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 6:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon Griffin
(droidsculptor, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] TWAT!
(droidsculptor, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# That font
It's too black.
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Don't matter what 'Roy' thinks..
It'll be down to the voting populous.. 'dog' help us all.

Yes, 'dog'. I'm a dyslexic agnostic atheist.. I lay awake at night, wondering if there really is a dog! :P
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:20, archived)
# populace
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Nope, I am definitely refering to the 80's game..
:P
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:26, archived)
# Yeah, I know, I was being sarcastic.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:29, archived)
# I do appreciate the correction.
I hate bad grammar, I just wish I was better at it!
EDIT: I blame my cheap (free) education.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:30, archived)
# If it makes you feel any better-
Once I'd corrected you, I quickly checked to make sure i was right :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:35, archived)
# Today's word is "populace"
A populace is a group of people forming the total population of a certain place. It is taken from the Latin word populus, which means "people"..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not even going to bother with the follow up. They have no plans for Government.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 5:39, archived)
[challenge entry] What's colour


Oh, and if I get elected, I'll just line my pockets like the others.

I lied about following up. It's the politician thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 5:55, archived)
# Color is totally magical.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 6:03, archived)
# NEEDS MORE
magenta
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)