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# ^This
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# A few months ago, a colleague (the one sat next to me) said to me:
"You've got a bit of geek in you, haven't you?"

I said to her: "Fuck off, I'm not the one who actually sits watching Strictly Come Dancing and writes ill-informed shit about it for a living."

The rotten cow went off to the bogs to cry for a bit, and then complained about me.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:17, archived)
# The correct reply would have been "Yeah, but do you want some in you?"
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)
# It really, really wouldn't.
Flesh-toned, right-wing Shrek in a bad hat, simpering over the phone to the agents of d-list celebrities...
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# You had a duty to all geeks everywhere to complete that joke on their behalf.
You failed them.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Not all geek, that's my problem.
I have to square the geekiness with the cig-smoking blokiness. The latter tends to win out.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)