b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Animated Albums » Message 10071763

[challenge entry] !

From the Animated Albums challenge. See all 299 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:12, archived)
# To be fair
I might. I won't say "would". But "might".
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:13, archived)
# She's very rich now.
And I got a reply to my reply regarding laptop repair.

"In this case we would need to run diagnostic on your laptop (£69.00) to find if power cheap can be repaired or if need to be replaced."

They can repair chips, apparently. Or cheaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Daddy or Cheaps?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# cheap off the old block!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Perhaps your laptop's powered by budgies.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Or perhaps the person answering emails today is an idiot who knows nothing about computers or the English language
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# I think we'll go with the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# I'd also go for the former
also as I have no idea what the problem is here, I am in a good position to put forward an uninformed suggestion, which is to download Speccy. www.speccy.com - I'm sure it will not help at all, but is a neat little utility all the same (same people who do ccleaner and defraggler)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:50, archived)
# I had a slightly similar circumstance with a power thingy . . .
When I told them that I could not turn it on . . . they suggested that I first turn it off . . . I said "Next Technician!"
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Insurance job???
£69 for a quote seems a little steep
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# The machine got replaced a long time ago
so now it's just sitting around being non-functional. Bit like me, really :)
Would be nice to get the laptop fixed, otherwise it's just a paperweight. And I hate chucking out tech stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:42, archived)
# but what is a power cheap?
WHAT IS IT MAN

WE MUST KNOW!

it isn't possibly "LOL, THIS $0.50 connector has a dry joint on it, let's spend 30 seconds removing that and resoldering" is it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Component failure, most likely
The machine worked fine for quite a few years before failing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# looks like Amanda Holden now
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# I'd probably still prefer Boyle
over Holden. At least you know it's clean. While Holden is undeniably the more attractive of the two, all the time i was balls deep in her, I'd be distracted by the thought of stirring Les Dennis' porridge.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# *Puts off cooking dinner for a few hours*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# URGH!
*spews up ice lollie*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:21, archived)
# you dont think she ever let him touch her do you?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Of course she did,
When she wasn't fucking Neil Morrisey, of course. I can just image Les banging away at her, making noises like an orgasmic hamster before lapsing into his Mavis from Corrie impression upon hitting the vinegar strokes and staggering off to make a cup of tea, while she lies there, frustrated, in a rapidly cooling puddle of Les Dennis baby batter, before sighing, standing up and wincing as the most lively thing he's ever produced slowly drips out, runs down her thigh and stains the £14.99 polyester weave chocolate and taupe rug from Argos.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Such a beautiful mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Bloody hell
When did you start writing erotica???
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, archived)
# pfft
yuck
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
# are you channelling 4dam?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Sweet mother of mercy, there isn't enough mind bleach in the world for that you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# anyway folks, I'm making porridge
seems I've got a bit excited and made too much.

anyone fancy a bowl?

I'll cool it down with some milk I prepared earlier if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:15, archived)
# ^this :D
(herman:D, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Yes. Even Worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Tasty cuts ensue . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# hahahah
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Well she covered the Stones.....
Now she's having a go at Kiss..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:32, archived)