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# Of course she did,
When she wasn't fucking Neil Morrisey, of course. I can just image Les banging away at her, making noises like an orgasmic hamster before lapsing into his Mavis from Corrie impression upon hitting the vinegar strokes and staggering off to make a cup of tea, while she lies there, frustrated, in a rapidly cooling puddle of Les Dennis baby batter, before sighing, standing up and wincing as the most lively thing he's ever produced slowly drips out, runs down her thigh and stains the £14.99 polyester weave chocolate and taupe rug from Argos.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Such a beautiful mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Bloody hell
When did you start writing erotica???
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, archived)
# pfft
yuck
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
# are you channelling 4dam?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Sweet mother of mercy, there isn't enough mind bleach in the world for that you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:59, archived)