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# call for you
on the dog and bone? no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:52, archived)
# cats don't like using the phone
i found this out when my mate tried to get her cat to "talk" to her boyfriend on the phone. cat clawed fuck out of her arm, the silly bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Kitteh are more sensitive than humans to the invisible death-rays emitted from celeriac phones.
We've just grown accustomed to the massive dose of radiation and brain-AIDS each time we want to ask someone which type of bread they want from the shop.
They, on the other hand, are having none of it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:13, archived)
# phones are made from celeriac?
no wonder i don't like that stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:14, archived)