I'd suggest an upgrade to your hamster
and no, that's not some kind of bizarre euphemism
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
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i may trade it in for a gerbil
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 23 Aug 2010, 22:51,
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