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[challenge entry] Why are they selling this? More to the point, why did we buy it? Argh!

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(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 23:46, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant, and SO true :)

sometimes made void by passing the 2 pint barrier
(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Heh.
It's not actually a dig at Red Stripe, because let's face it guys, lager is lager is lager. I just knew I couldn't use any other beer once I thought up the joke.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:08, archived)
# You've spoiled it now.
Red Stripe is a rather poor lager, especially considering it's not particularly cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Yes, but if you're going to illustrate the idea of a can of lumpy cuntbleed
Kronenbourg doesn't really have the same impact.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:16, archived)
# that would be any beer, then
i don't like beer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 23:58, archived)
# I like beer, but beer doesn't like me.
Keeps turning me into an idiot (yes, more than usual).
Only wine and spirits these days and it seems to be working.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:04, archived)
# i stick to aussie white
and the occasional aftershock if i'm in town with the lads
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Anything cheap, red and french during the week.
Might go a bit crazy and have a rioja at the weekend.

edit: hello, I've not been here much lately. Never gonna get that no 1 spot!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:08, archived)
# i try not to drink these days
as i get totally hammered off 3 glasses of wine. my niece's christening 2 weeks ago was a prime example, 3 drinks and i don't remember getting home :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:11, archived)
# That's only really a problem if people later tell you that you were being an ass.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:14, archived)
# i was
my neighbour saw me calling the guy next door a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Ah.
But is he? If he is, then it's still ok.
Unless you're a feminist of the 'germaine greer circa female eunuch' variety, in which case you have demeaned your sex by using cunt as an abusive term.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:19, archived)
# yes, he is
but i called him a cunt for being frequently drunk and making a noise.
this was as i was staggering around outside my gate at 6.30p.m.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:23, archived)
# That's a tricky one.
On the plus side, 6.30pm - you're not going to be waking anyone up, I suppose.
In a way, I'd like to know my neighbours well enough to be able to identify them to call them cunts. Assuming they were. Probably are, though. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
# we've got a communal garden
so we tend to all sit out in the summer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:28, archived)
# hippy
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:29, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:30, archived)
# now that's what I call ECONOMICAL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:24, archived)
# it's a pain in the arse
i feel a bit tipsy after 2, but the third one hits me like a bag of spanners
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:26, archived)
# "I got news for you, buddy.
Booze doesn't agree with anyone...but it always wins the argument."
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:14, archived)
# aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!
 
woo, I say
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:16, archived)
# the only bit of that film i can't watch
without feeling sick :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:18, archived)