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# Has anyone ever bought a packet of extra large condoms just to impress the checkout girl?
No?

Er, me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:08, archived)
# lol
Im not sure about those, I mean a regular condom expands to over 2 feet when inflated - if you're bigger than that then I think the lady friend would probably run screaming before being impressed!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:12, archived)
# I don't think you're supposed to inflate them before use
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:16, archived)
# So that's what i've been doing wrong
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:18, archived)
# which size DO you buy?
small, medium or liar?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Look at you
The Jonny Police.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:17, archived)
# vice squad, if you don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:19, archived)
# *tries wearing vice instead*
*goes to hospital in agony*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:30, archived)
# don't tighten it so much next time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Should have gone for the G-clamp instead
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:35, archived)
# when in doubt, use more lube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:37, archived)
# WD-40. One squirt does the job!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:39, archived)
# i've worn one
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:20, archived)
# I buy them out of necessity.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:24, archived)
# You do know cucumbers stay fresh on their own?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Take no chances.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:39, archived)