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[challenge entry] SCIENCE!


I don't understand why the Church has problems with embryonic research. If you believe the doctrine of incarnation Christ is a hybrid embryo. If you're a trinitarian he's a clone.

Also MORNIN' ALL!

From the B3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 372 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:24, archived)
# what if you're a galvanised methodist?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:26, archived)
# That's the best kind.
Well, second to vulcanised Adventists, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Science ain't all fun.


I've had 16 hours sleep since Thursday morning because of science and now I'm home, I can't sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)
# If you were a real scientist
you'd have built a time-machine that would enable you to go back to Tuesday and catch up on that missing sleep.

Have you done that?

Have you?

Hmmmm?

Well, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Ah, that would be physics.
I'm a chemistry sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Ah.
In that case, you're stuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I dunno...
I managed to get through all three series of Monkey Dust...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Hurrah!
I was trying to explain that programme to someone on Friday - specifically, the "Lahndahn/ Essex" thing.

I failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# But I never done it. I only said I done it so's they'd take the rat out of my anus...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:13, archived)
# For your present, I will decompose your age into it's prime factors.
2, 3, and 5.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:24, archived)
#
Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Also:
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)