b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Penguins! » Message 10292240 (Thread)

[challenge entry] Forbidden!

From the Penguins! challenge. See all 289 entries (closed)

(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# That's not funny, it happened to a friend of mine...
No-one knows how it got loose, the flight recorder picked up a couple of garbled messages, not enough to know what actually happened but from the screaming he was alive when he hit the ground. He is survived by a wife and two children, it was as Christmas too - Thanks a bunch for bringing it all back. :-(
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Leavin' on a jet plane
Cockpit covered in guano again...

(ok, only sort of fits)
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:41, archived)
# VERBOTEN PENGUINE
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:48, archived)
# What a marvellous excuse for this old tat.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Fasten your seat belts

And relax
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 0:00, archived)
# judging by how my cock smells after a long flight
I would imagine air-stewardessesssess' cunts are disgusting.

I apologise for this remark. I am drunk.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 0:03, archived)
# But you know what they say -
When in Rome...
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 0:06, archived)
# ... eat musty tuna and cheese paninis
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 0:07, archived)
# I quite like Musty Tuna's 2nd LP.
Incredibly saucy gatefold trompe d'oeil.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 0:11, archived)
# The Cheese Paninis are shit though.
No-one is ever going to revive 80s disco, no matter how many speedballs they inject into their eyes on stage.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:30, archived)
# ...with tomatoe sauce that has gone off
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 0:15, archived)
# i see you TWA tea and raise you an air safety card
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Possibly one of my favourite b3ta things ever
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 8:30, archived)