Better renew your passport, by the looks of things.I reckon you'll do an even better job than Geri Halliwell.
And you might get a chance to pinch Nelson Mandela's arse.
(And you might get a chance to pinch Nelson Mandela's arse.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:57,
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need to renew my passport soon anywayi look nothing like my passport photo any more.
not that i'd want to pinch Nelson Mandela's arse, of course
(not that i'd want to pinch Nelson Mandela's arse, of course
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:00,
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Of course.He's ill enough without having his arse stolen by a pesky junior work colleague.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:05,
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And as you can see, your public loves you by an overwhelming majority.So sod your nearest and dearest and section 8 of the Mental Health Act.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:15,
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i'm slightly worried about the 4 that want me stuffed and mounted Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:18,
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Remember there's a strong contingent here who are very sentimental about vermin like cats and dogs,to the point where they consider them human.
And they want their loved ones preserved until the end of time.
Add to that the people who are just plain in love with you and want a literal Trophy Wife.
(And they want their loved ones preserved until the end of time.
Add to that the people who are just plain in love with you and want a literal Trophy Wife.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:25,
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that doesn't make me feel any better Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:28,
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OK, take those four who clicked 'stuffed and mounted'.How many of those just idly clicked it for a laff, and how many are going to assassinate you with a neurotoxin-tipped crossbow bolt, transport your cadaver to an expert Swiss underground taxidermist and pay to have you exquisitely stuffed and mounted, at immense cost, and then negotiate the tricky exportation of the finished artwork through customs and into their bedsit?
Only one or two, surely.
(Only one or two, surely.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:39,
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good point Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:41,
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