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# Cats like to sit in boxes because they think they're people.
People like to sit in boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# I like to sit on sofas.
Therefore I am not a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I like to sit on cats, therefore I am a box.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:24, archived)
# What is this fascination people have about boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I know a guy who, at university, was seeing this girl
Having bought a huge TV he was left with an equally enormous box the TV came in. The girl apparently got quite excited by this and climbed straight in.
Their relationship developed to her coming round, climbing in to the box, being removed after a length of time for sex, then returning to the box. All of her own volition.
What is it with people and cardboard boxes?

edit:this is QOTW, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)