there's advanced issues too, such as when there is a lowered urinal for kids
you don't want to use it because you are a man so it adds another layer of complexity
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Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:54,
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Michael's Laws, 1 of 1: "More than 3 shakes is a court appearance"
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Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:40,
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i always worry my willy isn't long enough and there'll be too much splash back from that height
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Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:56,
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You'll be safe kneeling if, like me, you're in the habit of wearing thigh waders into the gents.
Admittedly, I can't pull off the look in every pub ...
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Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:04,
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Waders ... AND NOTHING ELSE.
I calculated that I gain approximately 12 seconds more drinking time per piss, what with the not having to operate a zip fly in two directions.
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Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:22,
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tuck them into your wellies
And you won't have to visit the loo all night.
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Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:04,
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