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# These are still amusing me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# ^ Twat...

EDIT: Sorry, let me explain... It looks like she is balancing one on her top lip. Like Baldric does with slugs..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# As in
"Just one gear on my fixie bike..." ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)
# WOOOAAAHHHHHHH
We all play synth.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)
# ^ I don't understand this comment...
but I do own a fs1e bike and it have more than one gear...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# C'mon Wobbly...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_5uVdy5YmA

Edit: Back in the day we called the FS1E 'A Wasp In A Bean Tin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# I can't do sound at work, I will have a listen tonight....
I thought it was the Honda SS50 that was called that...
Anyway... "Mine does 60!"

* The above comment contains the most common lie of the eighties.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# we had a fizzie doing 63!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Down hill with a 70mph wind behind it!

* I have recently re-built mine (all original parts) and the most I can get out of it on the flat is about 50
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# seriously, it had a pipe (possibly a gianelli) a big bore kit, etc
it wasn't recognisable as a fizzie, but it was quick. it did need regular maintenance* however


*almost weekly rebuilds
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)
# *almost weekly rebuilds - Ha ha ha...
Not really a 50cc then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)
# not really, though i'm sure it was only a 65cc big bore
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:11, archived)
# yes, but your gears (all FOUR of them) are upside down
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# ^ Very true...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Oh, now it makes complete sense...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# as long as the hair is soft and not nasty and pubic
I still would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# WOULD
I have a thing for girls with moustaches
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# you should meet my ex
I liked how it tickled my top lip
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# was her name charlotte?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Laura
Long blond hair, not bad looking but once you notice the face fluff with a light behind her you just can't stop looking at it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I was close with my guess though :/



coincidentally, my wife's name's Laura
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# did she ever live in manchester
and have an issue with a fuzzy face?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# thankfully, no!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# it was one of the reasons we split up
that and the fact I'm a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Facial static can be a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# it was a golden haze
I really hope she never looks at this, Paul_P from manchester with an ex called laura and a description can't be that hard figure out
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)
# i'm a cunt too
but mine married me in full knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:55, archived)
# I just found a woman how could accept me for who i am
and was willing to spend the rest of her life trying to change me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# that doesn't sound right
surely, it's one or the other?

or do you mean she'll put up with how you are now, but will make it her life's mission to fix you?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)
# she tries
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Coincidentally?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# ha ha! yes, i am a cock
but really, there can only be a small handful of people called Laura. I only know two
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I know about 4
maybe we know the same laura somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)
# i was thinking that,
so in reality, there may only be a small handful of laura's and everyone knows the same ones
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Moustaches, not penises.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I don't really want to ask but...
do you know many girls that have cocks?

DAMN YOU SPELL CHECK !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# |
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# girls?
fuck, i thought my spelling had gotten bad!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I don't really want to ask but...
Are friends eclectic?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# only if you didn't get the petrol versions
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:59, archived)
# You can get petrol-powered moustaches?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# sure! i have some for sale on my website
petrolpoweredmoustaches.org


(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Oh you dirty fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)
# In Thailand
they all seem to have one.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# You should meet Uma.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# and billy
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Ahahaha, top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# likewise
though Uma's looking at me like i just spat in her pint
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Hulk Hogan
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# with bulimia
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:15, archived)
# PHWOAR
I mean....erm....yeah, PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:31, archived)
# You like a girl with a beard....
gives you something to grab hold of!
Woof Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Flash by name, Flash by nature!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Emma Watsonyourface?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:53, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# ^this*
*with added fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:21, archived)