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(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
# *denies everything*
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:37, archived)
# fizzgig!
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
# I wonder how many young b3tans have to think
"what the bloody hell is a fizzgig?!"
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)
# if it's one, it's too many
i still have that film on video
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
# :)
When kids films could still be dark and scary.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# much better like that
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Fizzgig
not being the best example of dark and scary though.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 7:43, archived)
# That thing scared the crap out of me as a kid!
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)
# the skeksis were MUCH scarier
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
#
I always felt a pang of pity for the Skeksis...MmmmMMmmmmmm
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
# oh fuck, he was the worst!
i can still remember the bloody prophecy!
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# the whining 'mmmmmMMMmmmm' Skeksis was the worst
even that one gave me the creeps
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Chamberlain
yep, he was the wosrt
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I was always sad when one of the friendly "aliens" had to die because a Skeksis had died.
Something poinient about that I always thought.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
# ah, the mystics
like a cross between yoda and a lizard
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)
# that's the chaps!
(*amazing* soundtrack as well. well worth a listen if you haven't recently).
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)
# watched it a couple of weeks ago
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)
#
The mystics and the skeksis were one entity divided by the shattering of the dark crystal. So when the mystics (lib-dems) and the skeksis (tories) were united by the insertion of the crystal shard (hung parliament), they were joined (coalition) by the gelflings (plebs). The castle fell down and light shone out of their arses. The End.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:43, archived)
# well now you've ruined it for me
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)
#
I could have claimed that the Garthim were Labour Trade Unionists...
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 23:02, archived)
# now you're just being silly
EDIT: THEY'RE MAKING A SEQUEL!
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha
I used to put on either Dark Crystal or Labyrinth on VHS when I was babysitting youngsters. That used to shut the little buggers up.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# me too!
but the film they loved was little shop of horrors
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)
#
I got killer buds
A power stem
Nasty pods
And I'm using them!
So better move 'em out
Nature calls
You got my pun?
I'm gonna bust your balls!
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:14, archived)
# The tunnel cleaner actually did that for me.
The rest of the movie just seemed funny and confused. The fucking tunnel scene scaried the shit out of me.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 23:14, archived)
# You are dangerous.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:46, archived)