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[challenge entry] ok - I tried it
but I'm not liking the search results for fat people. Needs more mind bleech


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(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:00, archived)
# as a former fat lass, i find this offensive
and rather funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:07, archived)
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(Good Penny, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:20, archived)
# What about Americans? And Gingers? and /talk boarders?
WHERE DOES IT ALL END???

Edit: Oh wait, Americans are there under the green tick.
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#
I was going to put more on there, but tis only my second ever compo entry and I didn't want to lose marks for it being too wide.

Also, I clicked I like this. On my own picture. Is that bad? I just wanted a vote. :(
(Good Penny, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I doubt you clicking will make much difference but I gave you a click anyway just for the hell of it :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:39, archived)
#
Woo! Votes through begging! So much easier than talent! :D Dankeshun!
(Good Penny, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:43, archived)
# i stared at that for a good few minutes
before i realised that the last pic wasn't a small blonde kid with his hand over his face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:28, archived)
#
Well they do say you go blind! ^.o
(Good Penny, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:32, archived)
# heheheh
i don't need any funny stuff to make me go blind!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:36, archived)
#
Well no danger of any funny stuff here in the last few days. Is b3ta having a laugh?
(Good Penny, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:41, archived)
# not lately
although i did inadvertently give everyone a bit of a chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:43, archived)
#
I can tell that you're dying to be asked...
(Good Penny, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:45, archived)
# not really
i didn't think it was funny, others did. it was just a comment on the audi/goatse thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:46, archived)
#
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Good Penny, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:47, archived)
# From left to right
Black guy: Born that way, Jew: indoctrinated at young age, Disabled: born that way/acquired through injury/illness and Fat people: it would be entirely fair to say that their appearance is a result of being lazy hedonistic eaters and therefore, not only do they deserve criticism, but criticism would probably help in the long run if they weren't so fat and lazy.

DO SOME EXERCISE FATTIES
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:34, archived)
# KILL! THE! FAT! TEES!
KILL! THE! FAT! TEES!
KILL! THE! FAT! TEES!
KILL! THE! FAT! TEES!
KILL! THE! FAT! TEES!
KILL! THE! FAT! TEES!
*angry rage about someone else's proportions*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# my above comment was meant with a dose of irony
not anger.

but yes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)
# I was going to say something similar
but you've sorted that out for me. Obesity is a choice (in all but very few cases). Hang on so is religion.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:38, archived)
# Viz Top Tip
Fat lasses: Make sure to paint your toenails otherwise people might notice how fat you are.
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# ^^this^^
so trooooo hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:20, archived)
# On a similar but different topic
WHAT THE FUCK?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:32, archived)
# that right there
is taking the fucking piss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:41, archived)
# I'm sure the happy couple will be pleased to find out
that their images are being used to hold shitty toilet paper, and probably bogeys.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:47, archived)
# i'm sick of hearing about weddings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:49, archived)
# How was your sisters?
or isn't it yet...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:54, archived)
# not till next month
fucking roll on june
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:58, archived)
# You can do it!!
and you can drink the bar dry on the day. Thank god i'm too repulsive to get married.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:01, archived)
# i can't drink the bar dry
i'll be wearing a corset/girdle combo, i won't even be able to fucking breathe!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:04, archived)
# This screams tacky louder than a Croydon council estate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:08, archived)
# wasnt jack american??
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:46, archived)
# how the fuck should I know? :D
If I want to watch a film about the titanic, I'll watch A Night To Remember. I'd never watch that old cameron tat.


edit: plus northerners have whippets!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:53, archived)
# i'm northern
i don't have a whippet.
or pigeons.
or a flat cap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:00, archived)
# *shakes fist at tv*
damn you for information lies.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:02, archived)
# see, this is why
i stick to films, discovery channel, snooker and antiques shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:05, archived)
#
snooker formula 1
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:18, archived)
# fuck, the free paper has just arrived
it's nothing but bleating and moaning. theres a half-page article about residents of some street being "furious" because workies cut the heads off some daffodils on the verge when they cut the grass.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)
# I watched that last night - superior to the Cameron version in every way except for two
and they both belong to Winslett
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:20, archived)
# :D
ps love you sig atm.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)