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# When I win the lottery,
I'm going to buy a shop in town.
Stop running it as a shop and just live there, but have a large display of cakes in the window.
Whenever anyone walks in, hoping to purchase a cake, I'll tell them to get the fuck out of my house.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Well I'm not speeding up your escalator.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Well that's just fine.
Maybe I didn't want my escalator over-clocked anyway.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:09, archived)
# spang!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:10, archived)