Eat Ginsters.Then you *get* the runs.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:19,
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Mmmm ... fizzy gravy ... 
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:23,
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