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# GENIUS! Why didn't I ever think about selling this??
www.scandikitchen.co.uk/products/Spunk-25g-salt.html
(Flashjunky, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Welcome to the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Why didn't you ever think of putting it on links?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Funny, kind of. In the right place? NOPE >links>
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Because you're clearly too thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Advising CDC is advising
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Best of all the Shakespeare quotes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:07, archived)
# he considered and decided not to
Fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:07, archived)
# I'd rather have this in Word than that obnoxious paper clip.
Is that possible?
(Haz, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Holy shitting fuck
Years ago, Viz had an ongoing feature where readers could send in products with funny names from abroad, though they added the proviso that the word "Spunk" has been reclassified as no longer funny, in order to bring us into line with the rest of Europe.

Essentially, this was bindun 15 years ago *slow hand clap*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Cock Soup
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:10, archived)
# lol fannypack
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)
# I still have a photo of a shop in Barcelona called "Fanny" I took for that that I never got 'round to sending in.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)
# I have a pic of a place in Lahore called "Butt Brothers"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Actually I've still got loads of pics of the missus in front of a shop in Punta del Este
its sign read simply:

TITS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)
# In Bedminster there's a "D.R. Butt Butcher"
It's down the road from my favourite shop ever: Heli-beds, which sells beds. In the name of Helicopters. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# we have a funeral place called
SC&BS COCKS

down the road from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I have a pic of a place in Athens called "Cum your load in my gobbopolous"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# I've opened a shop called Lesbian-seeking Missile.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I've opened a sex shop in Dublin called 'Just for the craic'
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:21, archived)
# You should open up next to my deluxe emporium
"CUNTBUBBLE"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:18, archived)
# why did I instantly think this was a film with JCVD in?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# I took a picture of a shop once.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:17, archived)
# omg lies on teh internet
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:26, archived)
# how does it taste
I'll tell you, it tastes like you missed links
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
TWAT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# The day shift just won't be the same without you....
:`(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:18, archived)
#
thank fuck

Only joking Wobblers, love you mwah mwah both cheeks
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Oh thanks guys...
Fwaps sheds a tear
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Get a Room!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# wankbadger
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Mind you don't get TB
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Gah
Now I have a mental image of chumpers aiming a tiny badger's cock at the former Prime Minister

while his wife frots herself off against a barbed wire fence as Alan Titchmarsh flagellates her with a bunch of stinging nettles etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Just your typical Thursday then........
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Nnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhh!
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)
# please somebody draw this
even badly would do
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:33, archived)
# you've been a member for 7 years and you go and do this
Go to the corner and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:05, archived)
# I sold my spunk once, but nobody knew
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# You said we'd never talk of this again!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Better idea:
Why don't you cram it up your arse wrapped in a bale of barbed wire?
Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)