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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
You know the drill by now. Vote closes around lunchtime, or something

Advice from your father - 'Son, join the civil service,' he said. I did. What a crock.

Dead loved ones - I knew this one guy whose dad was killed in a dreadful 'accident' in Africa, and now he's King of the Lions. Rock on, Simba

Zero-to-hero - aka The Napoleon Dynamite Memorial QOTW

Wasted money - 'the poor fellow I used to work with who invested in some viagra and spent the night in tears as his cock stood to attention til the early morn'

The place I grew up - 'Cardboard box in 'tmiddle of t'motorway'

Internet trolls - Are you a troll? Ever been trolled? Ever pwn3d a troll with your 1337 sk1llz? Or do you live under a bridge?

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I like 'Trolls'. Rob likes 'Money'. Vote! VOTE! VOTE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Trolls!
Dead loved ones sounds like a shitstorm of giggles, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Not really emvee, I hope all your family are dead from fires and stuff, then you might know the pain of it all, or are you adopted, probably
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Hi, I´m being sarcastic right now. You can tell because it says so right at the start of my post.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
# ^^that!!!
I wonder if you know any troll stories...?

pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:31, archived)
# The problem is, do I know any *good* troll stories?
The one I seem to have attracted is frankly a poor example of the species
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# well thats just cos your fake n gay!!!111!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
# LOL I'm probably a sad autism cunt or something as well ROLF
...and in case you missed it down there \/ Happy b3taday, miss!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# cheers honey :D
just seen it! Kept replying instead of scrolling.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Trolls - because we all love Trolls!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Dead Loved Ones!
Because we all love dead loved ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I don't. I hate dead loved ones.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 19 May 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I too ate dead love ones... that's what you said right??
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# I prefer them alive personally
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# That's sick!
Living dead loved ones - do you have a zombie fetish?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I only loved her after she was dead.
Who knew my dna could be found after death as well.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
# trolls sounds like a really bad idea
but as I only read the ones that make it to the newsletter, I will abstain as usual.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I've got my own troll these days
He usually posts a load of shit after everything I post

If it's Trolls, I might take him off ignore for the week to see if he's got any cleverer
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# EMVEE BANGS THE IGNORE DRUM
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Oh hia Emvee Troll
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# He's so wet, he pretends to have me on ignore, and then he'll jump up every now and then and say 'haha you're not on ignore I've been reading everything you've posted about me all along'
What a sad prick
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# So why do you do it? Have you nothing more productive to do?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# er no, I think it's more that you keep writing aggressive, abusive posts
You never post picture, you just slag people off.
Please can you refrain from posting these sorts of comment on /board and stick with /qotw and /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Has anyone ever seen emvee and Rory Lion in the same room?
Coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# I once saw emvee with shit on his shoe, so technically, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# erm, just so you know... he hasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Oh, he's here?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

God I hope it's trolls
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# I hadn't spotted him before now
Morning Mike!

How's in going today?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Not too bad, Jase.
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Oh My Gosh, Mike, I still can't believe we're on first name terms and fakebook friends and everything!


I'm quite busy with intensive bouts of procrastination. I'm off to my daughter's school tomorrow afternoon to play at being a professional photographer.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I knew there was a reason why old 'schoolgates' emvee hangs round with you
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:48, archived)
# aww come on Colin, just because I declined your friend request, doesn't mean you have to be so bitter
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Sounds fun - I'm doing the procrastinating part at the moment
But this weekend I'm making zombie props, so it's swings and roundabouts :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Mike?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:48, archived)
# *nods*
Now we're friends on facebook we're on first name terms :p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# hi mike!
My dad's name was mike.

It's now Margery*




*not true
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Ohhh look at me everyone 'the abstainer', I'm so much better than the rest of you
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
#
Advice from your Father and Dead Loved Ones
Are guaranteed to generate massive lulz from all the appalling, needy, self-help shit people will post.
the answers will be the same, all along the lines of:
'My Dad told me this before he died...'

Zero to Hero
Is another excellent choice for lulz, as every story will follow the tried and tested structure of:
'BULLIED - KAME-HAME-HA - HONDA ACCORD'

Wasted Money
Lots of shit ebay stories and moaning about the government, I expect.
No lulz at all, don't vote for this.

Place I grew up
this is pretty much a non question. Potential for lulz for some little-orphan Annie bullshit, but likely to be the most wet QoTW ever.

Trolls
Quite possibly the best QotW title ever suggested.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
# I hope I get picked for the part of the troll.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# The trick to trolling QoTW
is to pretend to be earnest.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Is Earnest a Troll then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha
my dad offered no advice but played a lot of golf. As I hate golf, there wasn't much of a chance to pass on his only knowledge....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# BALDMONKEY FOR MOD.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# ^^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I thought you was a rocker.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# there's only one way to settle this
let's go to Brighton and FIGHT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Troll Stories?
try visiting teh talk board....
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# 'The' talk board.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 19 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# lolocopter
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(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# ',:¬) -"See what I did there"
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# ^that
was going to post that but thought I might get buried under pile of abuse from /talkers...


*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# fuck off you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I could write a book on trolls
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# I think you should call it
Three Billy Goats Gruff
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:21, archived)