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It's the all new Fat-Free Pork Scratchings!

^{If it's fat, deep fried in fat...
Except now, its Fat-Free...
Wouldn't that just make it a bag of air?}

From the Crucial Design Flaws challenge. See all 138 entries (closed)

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)

Air. Best of all the lung fillings.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)

better than lung butter?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)

As long as the air isn't chloroform.

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:42, archived)

Kidnappers and rapists might disagree.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:56, archived)

From now on,

Be aware of suspicious people carrying bags of diet pork scratchings.

^{there's probably a police campaign about this already...}

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:02, archived)

Awful smelling stuff, ether is much nicer.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)

Its Lemon scented too!

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:13, archived)

You're missing the best part

Salt. Fat, fried in fat, then salted.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:56, archived)

But this is low salt,

use crack instead.

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)

(Turtlecrumpets, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:01, archived)

Did you know...

...that it takes three pigs with seborrhoeic dermatitis to make one bag of pork scratchings?

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)