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# Hey, I'm just sat there with a notepad, jotting down my employer's words.
And tarting 'em up a bit for public consumption.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:17, archived)
# She's tarted up as far as she can go! I cannae tart nae more, cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:19, archived)
# the bairns! thae cannae take it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:20, archived)
# Fuck the bairns.
There's a commercial imperative here.

*is still waiting for his £50*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:27, archived)
# it's only money man
it's not like it can buy you love

or larger breasts
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Oh, I dunno.
£50 worth of doner meat, consumed over a month or so, might increase the size of my breasts considerably.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Or you could just stuff your bra with kebab meat.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:42, archived)
# It's not like I haven't tried.
But it's the stink, y'see. Everybody just seems to know, almost instinctively, that I'm a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:48, archived)