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[challenge entry] not sure why i spent so long on this

From the Merchandise for films that normally wouldn't have merchandise challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)

(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# what the hell is that source pic?
Is there actually an inflatable horse sex doll out there...?
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# well, it keeps the kids off the streets
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# unfortunately, no, there's not
you can however get a 7 foot inflatable horse and i guess you could modify it, if you were so inclined.
i'm thinking of selling a diy kit
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I hope it says 'No Greeks' on it
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# 'fraid not.
it does say three life like openings though

well, it would've done if i hadn't already spent too long on it
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# You can blow up its arse if you want
but in the country most folk just call them 'horses'
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# here's the source
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I wonder if you need any kind of planning permission
to fill one of those with helium and tie it to the roof of your house
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# i doubt you'd need planning permission
but you would need a permission of some sort from the council


/fuck i'm dull blog ;)
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# It's probably a good thing I live in a flat, to be honest
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# I love....
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# purple link is purple
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# you fuck horses
best of all the animals
you fuck horses
and their friends
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# You were watching? You fucking pervert!
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# i never forgive 2 can chunder
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# me neither
he said something rude to me once after i implied he was a wanker. I NEVER FORGET.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
# filthy mare!
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I like the try me hole
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
# it might get you kicked out of poundland, though
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# that was from a pic of an actual sex doll box
the idea that someone might stick their cock in it and think, nah, i'll try a different one,
made me cringe more than a little
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# I think they probably expect people to only finger it a bit in the shop.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# maybe have a wee lick?
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# there's wee included?
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# There was after I'd tried it...
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# *nods wisely*
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
# or just poke your helmet it
only an inch of course
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# something about not taking my helmet off...
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)