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[challenge entry] f34r the paint skillz
Let me just slip in this quickie that I knocked up (end of euphamisms) on my trackpad laptop.

GhostJobs

I don't even have photoshop, biatches! Can you even tell?

From the Steve Jobs RIP challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)

(MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
# where did I put that magnifya?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# twat biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# A poem about you
You are a lurker
You lurk in a burqa
You use MS Paint
cos Photoshop ownin' you ain't
Can we even tell?
How do you smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# has he got a nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Do you suppose..?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# probably
but i'm twatted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
#
there once was a poet named miss ho
about how to rhyme she didn't know
when her prose to teapot
made sense it did not
pedrohin tried to give it a go but no
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# i like booze
it is beter than shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# The meter is a little off, I'll grant you
and the Arabic "q" is properly pronounced slightly differently from English k. But other than that the rhyming is sound and it all parses.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Get Gimp, bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# whoa!
This is not the balanced, reasonable maiden I'm used to. Are you pissed up and fighty?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# hehe no was meant to be tongue in cheek
with him saying 'biatch' and really if you haven't got Photoshop then Gimp is a good alternative and open source so completely free.

** Sorry if it came across as sounding pissy it really wasn't intended like that **
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Hello Mr Teapot,
just been reading some of your stories.
Welcome to the atheist flock. It's the best flock.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)