class. If this doesn't win, I'll eat my first born *click could he also feed the five thousand old men with some lemons?
(Clayhopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:03,
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or two-thousand girls with one cup?
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:04,
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Finding a coin in Goatse's hole?
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:12,
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isnt it ironic, dontcha think
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:14,
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like ten thousand loaves, when all you need is a fish
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:16,
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what?!?
Jesus fucked up our order again?
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:18,
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i told him
i said, "jesus, listen mate. it doesn't matter if you're the son of god, if you don't write the orders down, table 3 is gonna get cheesy breadsticks when they asked for sun-dried tomato ciabatta, and who's gonna get it in the neck then, eh? i'm not covering for you again, holy boy, not this fucking time!"
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:22,
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bloody hippie can't hold on to a job
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:27,
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he lasted all of 5 minutes in carphone warehouse
had a shouting match with the manager over the hands-free kit, claimed it was a miracle and those are his department.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:30,
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ha ha ha!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:34,
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better than when he worked at booze buster
flogging off his magically transformed tapwater under the counter to line his own pockets. almost put the place out of business!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:37,
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I'd expect a free bag of prawn crackers, at least.
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:22,
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