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# If God didn't want us to ask question then
he shouldn't have planted the Tree of Knowledge in the middle of the Garden of Eden and put lovely fruit on it and say 'Whatever else you do don't eat any of my lovely fruit from my tree of knowledge!' If he knows everything about everybody then he knew it would be too big a temptation so he knew what he was getting into.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# there's the rub
right from the beginning, the bible is telling us that everything bad that has happened to mankind is all our own fault and not the fault of this magical, all-powerful bugger that chooses to punish us so harshly for no good reason at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:17, archived)
# And allows Margaret Thatcher to live on...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# well, she did give us soft-scoop ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# She stole my milk!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# and mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# So he knows that I used to knock one out over the Freemans catalogue underwear section?
FUCK! How embarrassing!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# haha that would be the granny corset section?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I bet it looked like this....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# They would have looked right at home in Buck Rogers.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
# dear God!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Manchester City were not best pleased with their redesigned football kit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)