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[challenge entry] Contrary to popular myth, Jesus does in fact think he's Bono.


A surprising amount of legwork for a pretty shoddy punchline...

From the What Would Jesus Do? challenge. See all 178 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Or Charles Manson
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Bloody hell how much make up has Laz got on?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Well if it's that rather than my shoddy photomanipulation that grabs the eye then I'll take what I can get :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# ...
...

That's what your mum said.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# *blows raspberry*
EDIT FFS! About 15 re-edits and I STILL can't get the hue/sat anywhere near :o(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Is he one of the other two?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Aye, Lazlo and Cuthbert, glockenspiel and triangle respectively.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Cuthbert is up to 217 effects pedals on that triangle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Yeah, but everyone instantly recognises that distinctive U2 triangle sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I think Bono gets far too much bad press,
on the other hand, he comes across as such a pompous arse it's hard not to hate him. I really hate that Made in Chelsea programme. I saw a bit of it last night and wanted to kick the telly, even though it's not the telly's fault. What will future generations make of us, if anything?

God I'm depressed now and it's all Bono's fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# If he was near by Bono could cheer you up again
It's said that he gives a fantastic blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# *bokes*
*adblocks*

I thought *boke* pics were meant to be representative, rather than depicting the actual function in all its revolting, albeit in this case strangely impressive, glory?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Oh, okay.
I swapped it for fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha cheers :o)
Wasn't having a go, but that first one was a little bit strong for this hour of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Quick cunt him in the fuck before he ruins the ozone with his private plane!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Christ, what a bunch of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# and bono is made of jobbies
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)