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[challenge entry] Don't mess with the Apostles, man

From the What Would Jesus Do? challenge. See all 178 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I swear I will put fucking crucifixes through your heart
Alternatively centurions to the left of me, doubters to the right...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Nice work
though technically he's only half-god, half-human

a bit like Mr Spock was half-Vulcan, half human in Star Trek
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Or the half lizard kids in V
the original one not the new one
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I was going to mention JJ's half-woman, half-cat hybrid things
but I'm not sure how they're "made" - are they actually supposed to be the result of a man fucking a cat some point in the past?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# I fucked my cat and nothing happened.
Whoever invented that theory is a grade A bullshitting fuckpile.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# so what you're saying is
you fucked your cat in the interests of science?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# I did it for love. As in the Meatloaf song 'I'd Do Anything for Love (And I Will Fuck Cats)'.
Science was a by-product of that experiment.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
# He's half human, half meat loaf.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)
# you listen to meatloaf, too?
what is wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)
# I am aware of his work.
I neither endorsed it nor poured scorn on it.

I mean, I know what child abuse is but I don't fuck kids. Not all of them. Only the sexay ones.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# i used to listen to meatloaf when i was younger
then his music got progressively more shit and self-indulgent. seeing him croaking live on stage put the tin hat on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)
# fucker's got a gun.
i'm not telling him he's only a demigod, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Yeah but
Reservoir Half-human/half-gods doesn't have the required effect
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Good point
perhaps a nice lakeside would be more appropriate...or the sea of Galilee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# i now have puff the magic dragon ear worming its way around my head
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)