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# I fucked my cat and nothing happened.
Whoever invented that theory is a grade A bullshitting fuckpile.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# so what you're saying is
you fucked your cat in the interests of science?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# I did it for love. As in the Meatloaf song 'I'd Do Anything for Love (And I Will Fuck Cats)'.
Science was a by-product of that experiment.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
# He's half human, half meat loaf.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)
# you listen to meatloaf, too?
what is wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)
# I am aware of his work.
I neither endorsed it nor poured scorn on it.

I mean, I know what child abuse is but I don't fuck kids. Not all of them. Only the sexay ones.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# i used to listen to meatloaf when i was younger
then his music got progressively more shit and self-indulgent. seeing him croaking live on stage put the tin hat on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)