It's a massive pileor possibly a potato, like in that old joke.
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Smallbrainfield,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:23,
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Potato?This doesn't have anything to do with that fucktard Lemon guy does it?
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:28,
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NoA bloke is complaining to his mate that he's struggling to find a girl.
'No worries,' says his mate, 'try this. Stick a potato in your trunks next time you're down the beach and the girls will be all over you.'
A few days later, the bloke meets his mate again looking even more down. He explains that he tried the potato trick, but it didn't work. In fact it seemed to make things worse.
His mate asks him to show him exactly what he did, the bloke obliges.
The mate stares at the bloke for a minute, then says, 'next time, put the potato down the front.'
('No worries,' says his mate, 'try this. Stick a potato in your trunks next time you're down the beach and the girls will be all over you.'
A few days later, the bloke meets his mate again looking even more down. He explains that he tried the potato trick, but it didn't work. In fact it seemed to make things worse.
His mate asks him to show him exactly what he did, the bloke obliges.
The mate stares at the bloke for a minute, then says, 'next time, put the potato down the front.'
Smallbrainfield,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:58,
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